What you have been waiting for.......

Hello fans, or should I say, "haters!" I have decided to write the real story of me instead of what that bitch (Jen) has been telling you all through her sub par artwork. While I do love the crack and carrying a shank of several varieties, there is more to me than that. So much more. I have feelings that I occasionally feel and would like to express. Don’t believe what that bitch tells you and read my blog if you want the real truth. Fellow uteri unite!!