Back from a bad trip

I first would like to apologize for my long absence. I got stuck in the snow and then got ahold of bad crack and have been coming down from a really bad trip. After wandering the streets of Sparks for hours I passed out and woke up to find that my work clothes have been stolen! Of course I was traumatized and had no idea who would want my miniskirt and tube top along with my Cher wig. After a week of intense therapy from my pimp, I put on my back- up out fit and hit the streets. While hiking through the snow to my usual corner, I found the thief who took my clothes (picture to follow). In order for you all to feel my rage this story will be continued after the picture is posted. ...